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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

There are some older kids on our street, too. Anthony Denard is a sophomore in high school and he just started shaving. But he got carried away with the razor blade and accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows.

Anthony drew it back on with a brown marker, but he didn't do a good jab, and now one half of his face always looks surprised.

Anthonys best frend is Sheldon Reyes, who tried to make maney ploughing, the neighbours’ driveways the first time it snowed this winter.

But Sheldon doesn't have his licence yet, and he did a log damage in our neighbourhood before his dad found out his son was using his truck.

A few doors down from me are the Garza twins, Jeremy and Jameson, who made up their own language when they were toddlers. And when those two are together no one can understand a word they say.

There are bunch of GIRLS on my street, too, but they're just as bad as the GUYS.

The Marlee sisters live across from Rowley's house, and all five of them were born within a few years of each others. I dont know what their deal is, but those girls will just randomly attack people who come into their yard.

Emilia Greenwall live a few doors down from the Marlee sisters. Emilia always dresses like a prince and I think she's seen too many Disney movies.

Latricia Hooks lives in the bungalow_across from the duplex, and she's a six-foot-two high-school junior. Rodrick won't go anywhere NEAR Latricia because she-used to bully him when he was MY age.

Latricia's sitter Victoria is in love with Ernesto Gutierrez for some reason, and Victoria's best friend, Evelyn Trimble, dresses like a vampire.

In fact, I'm pretty sure Evelyn thinks she IS a vampire, which is one reason I'm glad I dont take the bus any more.