Dan the Basketball

“Good morning, Mr. Ness," said Dan as he walked
into the classroom before school.
"Oh, good morning,” said Mr. Ness who was sitting
at his teacher's desk. "How can T help you?"
“T want to be a basketball," said Dan.
“Why do you want to be a basketball?" asked Mr.
Ness.
“T +hink it would be fun to fly in the air and then
go swish through the net,” replied Dan.
“O.K.," said Mr. Ness. He reached inside his desk
and pulled out his lucky buffalo nickel. "Please come
over here."
Dan walked over to Mr. Ness. The teacher held
the buffalo nickel above Dan's head and said,
“Basketball, basketball, basketball.”
There was a loud poof, followed by some white
smoke, and Dan was a basketball. He sat on the floor
looking up at Mr. Ness. :
Bill walked into the classroom just at that time.
“Bill, do you want to go out and play basketball?"
asked Dan the basketball.
Bill stopped right in his tracks and looked at the
talking basketball. “How can a basketball talk?" he
asked.
“Bill, it's me, Dan," said Dan. “Mr. Ness used his
lucky buffalo nickel and turned me into a basketball.”
“Boy, you must have done something really bad for
Mr. Ness to turn you into a basketball,” said Bill.
"No, I didn't. I asked him to turn me into a
basketball. I wanted to be a basketball,” said Dan.
"You boys can go outside and play," said
Mr. Ness. “You have about five minutes before
school will start. Bill, just remember to bring Dan
back inside."
Bill grabbed Dan the basketball and ran outside
with him,
“Cool basketball,” said the other kids on the playground.
“It is just me, your friend, Dan," said the basketball.
“Neat,” said the kids.
The other kids and Bill played basketball with Dan
the basketball.
“Does it hurt being a basketball?” asked Bill.
“Not a bit," said Dan. “Shoot me through the hoop
again."
Bill picked up Dan and took a shot. Swish went
Dan.
“That sure is fun," said Dan. “Thanks, Bill.”
The bell for school to begin rang. Bill went back
into the classroom with Dan and walked over to Mr.
Ness. Mr. Ness held up the lucky buffalo nickel and
said, “Dan, Dan, Dan." There was a poof, then some
white smoke, and Dan was Dan the boy again.
“Thanks, Mr. Ness. It was a lot of fun being a
basketball. Maybe tomorrow I can be a baseball,"
said Dan.
“I am glad you had fun. We can see about you
being a baseball tomorrow. Now time for school,”
said Mr. Ness.